Eagles vs. Lions

/r/eagles Game Thread Analysis
September 11, 2022

Game Thread All Stars

MVP:

/u/Drikkink

76 Comments

66.20 Emotion

-17.30 Pos/Neg

Bruh how are you going to get juked out of your fucking shoes by Jared Goff?

I want tackling drills. In public. With the fans heckling them. They don't deserve any excuses for this tackling.

Holy shit. The end is nigh

Tackling. Tackling. Tackling. Tackling. Tackling. Tackling. Tackling.

All-Thread 1st Team

/u/JalenHurtsMVP2022Hope my name ages well

/u/RichieD79As a Michigan resident, I agree. Getting the W here means more than any stats. I want to be able to shit talk my friends the rest of the season hahahaa

/u/geodude555Did smith fuck jalen's mom?

/u/mv23bEverybody stay calm. No need to overreact

/u/Brian_StrykerOh look a rushing touchdown so all the mouth breathers who think we need to run the ball 10000000X can pretend like thats a viable game plan

F-Bombs Dropped*

*this accounts derivatives of "fuck", which includes "fuuuuuk" and "fook", as well as the phonetic "phuck", and also acronyms such as "wtf" and "gtfo". "Fuck dallas" counts double, as per tradition.

923 fucks given

15.383 FPM

9.308% all comments


Ebbs and Fucks

Top Bomb Droppers

/u/IceGeek gave 22 fucks.

/u/geodude555 gave 21 fucks.

Game Thread Summary

9916 total comments

1613 total authors

165.267 comments per minute

6.148 comments per author

4590 Positive comments

5326 Negative comments

/u/methodin9.199999816715717
Most Positive

/u/IceGeek-34.40000043064356
Most Negative

Recent Threads

Alcohol References

20 drink references

"beer" Most referenced

/u/Rum_and_Cum Defense gashed, 3 and out coming up on offense, followed shortly after by me binge drinking the pain away. I missed eagles football.

/u/JohnnyA77 I wasnt going to drink today but things have changed

/u/Rackerss There isnt going to be enough beer to make it through the season watching gannons defence

Most Emotional

Most Positive Comment Score: 0.8999999761581421

/u/HFDC99 "I would marry AJ Brown without hesitation"

Most Negative Comment Score: -4.199999809265137

/u/tommytenderloin "After Hard Knocks and now this game I have a irrational dislike for the Lions. They think theyre good and will be something soon. when they never will. They suck. Forever will suck. But let that little bit of Hard Knocks copium carry you. Poverty franchise."